tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12401324095007903202024-03-08T04:04:22.203-08:00Efficient Ninjakimba2488http://www.blogger.com/profile/00655502016573626562noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1240132409500790320.post-68614197328129455572010-03-12T01:25:00.001-08:002010-03-12T01:26:55.559-08:00Went to a restaurant. Ordered eggplant parm. It was undercooked. DISSATISFIED CUSTOMER!<div><br /></div><div>Complained to the manager. Got my money back. THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!</div><div><br /></div><div>I lied the eggplant parm was fine. SNEAKY NINJA!</div>kimba2488http://www.blogger.com/profile/00655502016573626562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1240132409500790320.post-20404208275310347392010-03-12T01:20:00.000-08:002010-03-12T01:24:38.319-08:00<p class="MsoNormal">Hit an old lady with my car and kept on driving. I have three priors. AVOIDING JAILTIME!</p>kimba2488http://www.blogger.com/profile/00655502016573626562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1240132409500790320.post-50447756473249674192010-03-12T01:17:00.000-08:002010-03-12T01:20:14.046-08:00<p class="MsoNormal"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Yesterday was my son Timmy's science fair. I spent two weeks making a papier mache volcano with him, complete with model dinosaurs. GOOD PARENTING!</span></span></span></p>kimba2488http://www.blogger.com/profile/00655502016573626562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1240132409500790320.post-26196474055453720022010-03-12T01:16:00.000-08:002010-03-12T01:17:43.133-08:00Used the blood of my enemies to create a very nice balsamic base marinade...which I then spiked with poison to kill more enemies. EFFICIENT!kimba2488http://www.blogger.com/profile/00655502016573626562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1240132409500790320.post-27198902798371005112010-03-12T01:13:00.000-08:002010-03-12T01:16:36.009-08:00Killed fifteen men with one sword today. EFFICIENT!kimba2488http://www.blogger.com/profile/00655502016573626562noreply@blogger.com0